Transcription: Now look, I mean, after all, if I'm the head of the sports department, I've got to know the baseball players' names. Well, I'll introduce you to the boys. We have who's on first, what's on second, I don't know who's on third. That's what I want to find out. I say who's on first, what's on second, I don't know who's on third. Arefellow that knows all the players? I certainly. Well, then who's on first? Yes. I mean the fellow's name. Who? The guy on first. Who? The first baseman. Who? The guy playing first. Who is on first? Now what are you asking me for? I'm not asking you. I'm telling you who ...